Question Time

Ok i used to do these on Facebook, but i thought for fun i should give it a go on here. Maybe you might learn something.

1)Are you really ready for these questions?

Yep

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?

I suppose it was yeah

3) How long did it last?

couple of months or so

4) Who did you last say “I love you” to?

Ruby, My daughter

5) Do you regret it?

Never

6) Have you ever been depressed?

Yeah a while ago

7) Are you a boy or girl?

Boy

8) Straight or gay

Straight

9) What is your relationship status?

Totally Single

10) How do you want to die?

Spectacularly. Speeding off a cliff in a thunderstorm with a big explosion. Quick death though.

11) What did you last eat?

Spaghetti bolognese

12) Played any sports?

Nope

13) Do you bite your nails ?

Yes. Its the best way to keeo them short

14) When was your last physical fight?

I can’t remember. Must have been a while ago.

15) Do you have an attitude?

No, i have a style 🙂

16) Do you like someone?

Yeah kinda i suppose

17) What is your real name?

Jonathan 

18) Star sign

Leo

19) Are you gonna get high later ?

Nope. Not got anything to get high on.

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?

probably. i cant think of who they are right now

21) Do you miss someone?

Yeah. Couple of people but mainly Ruby.

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?

neither, just stuff it in my mouth to eat it

23) Do you tan a lot?

No way

24) Have any pets?

Nope, other than Fat albert. Shes a house spider.

25) How exactly are you feeling?

Ok i think. Hoping my friend is cool

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?

Always, but i dont drive, im always the passenger

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?

Loads

28) Would you take any of your exes back?

Only one.

29) Are you scared of spiders?

Yeah, but fat albert is ok.

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

Fuck yeah. id take a camera. I dont get why marty Mcfly never did anything with his camera in back to the future.

31) Do you regret anything from your past?

Few things i think

32) What are your plans for this weekend?

Present a radio show at wychwood festival

33) Do you want to have kids?

I have one, but i’d like some more one day.

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?

Never

35) Do you type fast?

Nope. I use my right hand mostly.

36) Do you have piercings? How many?

Nope i dont

37) Want any more?

no

38) Can you spell well?

Fairly. I know when i have spelt stuff wrong.

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yeah

40) What are you craving right now?

Creme Egg

41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?

Nope

42) Ever set anyone on fire?

Nope, i set some grass on fire with my brother though.

43) Have you ever been on a horse?

No. im afraid of horses

44) Kissed someone in a pick up truck?

Nope. Kissed someone in the back of a car when her dad was driving.

45) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

I think so

46) Have you ever been cheated on?

Nope

47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

I’d imagin i had once

48) Has a boyfriend/girlfriend made you cry?

Yeah

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?

Yeah, aslong as we were both happy thats all that matters

50) What should you be doing ?

Sleeping

51) What’s irritating you right now?

that i should be sleeping

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?

Yeah

53) Does somebody love you?

No, not really

54) What is your favorite colour ?

RED

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?

Yep. When i was in saltcoats last year and my trousers were soaked.

56) Have you ever had sex in a vehicle?

No but a girl wanked me off in one once

57) Do you have trust issues?

Ooooh yes

58) What if your favourite song?

Prefabbed Sprout – King of Rock and Roll

59) Do you keep secrets?

Yes

60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

sometimes

61) Which one

The same

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?

Nope

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Sam kind of – it was over the phone

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?

Yeah, but second chances are ok, its third chances that matter.

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgive

66) Is this year the best year of your life?

No. so far its fairly ok

67) What was your child hood nickname?

Gerbil 😛

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

Probably when i was a kid

69) Have you ever Swam naked

Nooo

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

yes

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

set my alarm.

73) What is bothering you?

People

74) Have you ever been out of your province?

yep

75) Do you play the Wii?

Yes 🙂 Mario Cart

76) Are you listening to music right now?

Yes, BBC Radio 6 Music

77) Do you like Chinese food?

I LOVE it

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?

yep. 6th on September.

79) Are you afraid of the dark?

Nope

80) Is cheating ever okay?

Never!

81) Are you mean?

I can be

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?

No 😦 i need to put them in the wash

83) Can you keep white clothes clean?

No. thats annoying

84) Do you believe in true love?

Yeah, stupidly

85) have you ever lost love

Yeah

86) What colour socks are you wearing

None

87) Whats your favourite Kids programme

Inspector Gadget

88) Do you like the outside?

Only in the summer

89) Are you currently bored?

Yeah, or id not have done this

90) Do you wanna get married?

Maybe one day

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

yeah

92) Are you hungry?

yeah but im better sleeping to be honest

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?

yeah 😉

94) What makes you happy?

when people are nice to me

95) Would you change your name?

dont think so. I suppose i could be influenced

96) Ever been to Alaska?

No

97) Have you been to scotland?

Yes. Twice.

98) Do you watch the news?

Sometimes when i wana check out current affairs

99) What’ s your Chinese zodiac sign?

Rat

100) Do you like Subway?

Hmm yess. its nice 🙂

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

yes

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

I’d talk to them, Maybe go out on a date and see what happens from there

103) Do you talk like your friends?

Im not sure

104)Do you keep friends for a long time

Depends

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?

All the time 🙂 its fun

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Yeah 🙂

107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

Hayley

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?

Nope. I’d like it if they didnt though

109) Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

theres a couple

110) Favourite lyrics right now?

Oh, We’re going to ibiza, Oh! back to the islands, Oh! we’re gonna have a party, Oh! on the Mediterranean sea

111) Can you count to one million?

Nope. i would lose count

Girls! GAHHHH!

Yeah, one of those posts. Don’t worry i’m not generalising. It’s just stuff that’s happening right now. I’ll just be ranting for a moment so excuse me miss.

I’ve been in a good mood today. Did the podcast which will be released tomorrow. I left it at uni though so i’m gona get in tomorrow and edit it. I’ve been singing sentences all day 😀

Lately ive been getting attention. This attention is not from one or 2 girls, its from 4 of them… yeah lucky me… or  not depending on whether i want the attention. I’ve done nothing to lead these people on into thinking that i will get into a relationship with them or that i want anything else but i get a hell of alot of messages especially in the last few days and i’ve got really tired of it. Especially when im trying to record and i have to switch my phone off, come off facebook and turn MSN off because i get accused of ignoring them.

I dont mind the messages but i really dont appreciate having to explain everything loads of times. I’ve explained why im not interested in a relationship thing, or what i would need in a relationship, which is just not working. I gave up a while ago looking and this is just pushing me further and further away from a relationship with anybody.

If two people really like eachother then sending texts all day is completely fine aslong as they don’t freak out for not getting a text.

So to clarify: (Sorry this list was supposed to be short… and its reflected on things that have happened to me in the past)

If you cant accept my daughter and my education being high on my priority list.
if you’re not funny.
If you’re not into comedy (not even a little bit).
If you cannot be silly and childish.
If you have no imagination.
If you cannot be a friend.
If you cannot be honest or talk to each other about things.
If you cannot accept my career choice.
If you want a relationship with me simply because were both single.
If you want a relationship with me simply because you havnt had anyone for a long time
If you want a relationship with me simply because nobody else wants to and you think i cant get anyone else.
If you dont care that we dont see or speak for days on end.
If you are a man, look like a man or used to be a man.
Are not aged between 19 and 35
If you have no self respect
If you cannot give me time to myself
If you are already in a relationship
If you are dead or an animal other than a human…

Then i’m sorry, you are not for me. I know this list might be a bit way too specific but as this blog can show you if you read back on it, i have had very bad experiences with relationships.

I might like you alot but if theres nothing to take it to the next stage then why even bother?

I gave up on it all a few months ago anyway because theres nobody who fits the criteria where i fit theirs so… Tough Ttitties. You can be friends with a girl without being in a relationship.

That’s me over and done with Girl bashing. im sure when this blog is 10 years old i’ll look back and think, What the fuck.

Going back to other things, had a chat with an old friend about old times, exchanged some links and memories. Righty… time to get tired so i can sleep and get this podcast done tomorrow.

Byebyebyebyebye