Im just ready for bed now, and thats mainly because I am thinking sleep is something I should do regardless if im not really tired.
I was just eating some peanut butter me up ben and Jerry’s. I wanted to taste it. I think its the only crazy cores one I like because its got a jam core. Saying crazy cores makes me wonder what would happen if the band the coors went crazy. Singing songs about turning cats inside out and returning them with a bloody grin. I digress… the icecream was nice, although it was weird, one half of the icecream was salty because thats how peanut butter works.
It got me thinking. When animals lick themselves how do we know that it must taste gross? Like purple to me might be different to you. Maybe its the same with taste. Maybe dogs carry on doing things dogs do because their balls taste of peanut butter to dogs, but to us they would taste like dog balls. Maybe they don’t taste like dog balls, they might taste like beef crisps or lilt. Im not going to try because I think it might distress both parties.
Today I went to a meeting with space newspaper at uni. I shall be writing for them this year. Something humorous hopefully. Ive never written for a paper before. I’m sure it’ll be the dog’s bollocks.