I went into the kitchen and i discovered Fat Albert has webbed all over it. Thanks!
I think i may have pulled my stomach muscles with all that dancing the other night. They feel like ive been beaten up and kicked in. I managed to survive yesterday without collapsing and as long as i don’t cough i wont flop over in a heap of flaff.
I think there are ants in the kitchen. I caught one crawling up my legs maybe looking for some sugar. I was wearing shorts. You’re not getting your anty hands on my lollypop, Twat.
Mary Jane smiles at meep antics. This is good.