Monthly Archives: August 2013

Code Red Part 2 Draft Sneak Preview!


So I completed Code Red: Avenge me part 2 yesterday. You can hear the original part one here http://www.mixcloud.com/jonkable/code-red-avenge-me/. Here is a little bit of Part 2.

SCENE: NUCLEAR PLANT. (Code Red is surrounded by henchmen who have just apprehended him and taken to their layer.)

CODE RED: LET ME GO! YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS WHEN I
GET MY HANDS LOOSE.

HENCHMAN 1: Oh, we wont let your hands loose then.

VENOM BLACK: (IN THE DISTANCE) CODE RED! I’d like to
say it’s nice to see you again but if
that was the case, you’d be in a coffin
and I’d be high on cocaine, that would
be nice.

CODE RED: Shut up you mutated freak. What’s your
next trick? Giant food monsters?

VENOM BLACK: You’re scared, I can see it in your
eyes.

CODE RED: Thats not fear you can see. I have sleep
in my eyes because of you’re stupid
trick last night. I figured it out,
stageing a robbery at a strip club so
your prison break went un-interupted.

VENOM BLACK: Give the man some respect you idiots,
let him get the sleep out of his eyes,

HENCHMAN 1: Uhh, I dont think…

VENOM BLACK: NEVER QUESTION MY ORDERS!

HENCHMAN 1: But…

VENOM BLACK: SHUT UP. Let his hands go.

SOUND: UNTIES ROPE

CODE RED: (QUIETLY TO HENCHMAN 1) Thank you.

SOUND: ELECTAWHIP SOUND

CODE RED: HEYA!!!

HENCHMAN 1: AHHH! MY EYE!

SOUND: VARIOUS WHIPS

CODE RED: HEYA! HEYA, YAAA!

SOUND: VARIUS GROANS

HENCHMAN 2: Ahh! Right in the sack!

VENOM BLACK: Hahaha. This will make no difference on
your fate.

CODE RED: Wanna bet?

SOUND: SWITCH, POWER UP, LOAD.

VENOM BLACK: Ooh is this a new toy?

CODE RED: It’s called the red gun. Let me know or
you’ll see what it can do.

VENOM BLACK: Somebody get him.

SOUND: MUMBLES

VENOM BLACK: You… GET HIM!

SOUND: RED GUN SHOOTS AT 3 MEMBERS

SOUND: SREAMS AND ELECTRIC FIZZLES.

VENOM BLACK: Dont you see? I don’t care about how
many of my men you shoot or injure, I
WANT YOU!

DUN DUN DUUUUN!

Creative Gap


So tonight I’m sat at home by myself watching something about selling cars. My creative energy has been all over the place recently. I need something to tame it. What’s been happening?

Well I’m getting used to the gap in my teeth. Luckily it’s not a gap that’s seeable until you clamber inside my mouth. It’s still a bit painful too due to where my infection was. It feels like I should do something creative to fill the gap. In a way I also thought that maybe my teeth are a row of houses and that ones been knocked down. Totally could do with some company tonight though.

I’m looking forward to getting back to uni and doing things because it means my time will be spent doing stuff.

Not much to update today really. I think I may go to bed. I was totally up for going into the depths of my mind when I wanted to write a few hours ago but seems like the sleep has changed that.

Shortie


I’m taking a break from being a kitchen boy as Aphre cooks things as my pain is still draining my energy. I’ve got storage wars on.

Although my mouth is slowly getting better. I think i had a cut in my mouth to get rid of the badness and it’s causing most of my pain right now. I’m still worried about opening it too wide. I know I’m being a complainy winey mess still.

So this weekend and next week will hopefully be interesting as i’ll be able to work on my new projects for Jasper Street which I’ve launched. Hoping to get a podcast out and some other ideas on the way.

Right, I think I’ve restored my energy. Gonna finish watching this thing and then time to do things. I hope to update more often like before 🙂

I got shot 9 times


So this week has been totally and utterly rubbish. The only lucky thing that came out of it is that i have the most amazing girlfriend to help me through it.

Monday happened. This included my glasses being broken and what it seems, the return of my tooth ache. The night also ended with a bit of a bad feeling though which lasted through Tuesday. I’ve been at Aphre’s house since Monday. Aphre’s friend Fran came round Tuesday. She had her skates on and i was scootering when we went for a walk to the shop. I fell off my scooter and although it’s a kick scooter, i apparently landed a good distance away from it. I am surprised how long i slid for too. I managed to walk away with a few grazes and i think i may have bruised the muscles in my arm because that was still hurty. By this time, a temporary alternative was figured out to the glasses situation – Cellotape! That’s because glue didn’t work. 

Wednesday came and discovered that I would need an emergency dentist because my tooth was really bad by this point. But they said it would not be possible until Thursday. On this day i also managed to tape a lolly stick to my glasses to hold my frame together. All day i was in pain and just really not in the mood for things. I stayed up ALL night, had about 2 hours sleep at the most. It morphed into Thursday which just stayed not a fun situation. Tears were shed, snot emerged, it was not a pretty time.

I managed to survive until i got to the dentist. By this time I figured out that my tooth was so wobbly that the dentist should be able to just jump in there, rip it out, patch it up and I’d be on my merry way. I then considered it may be more like a crystal maze challenge, like maybe fuss about a bit obtain the crystal and get out of there. Maybe my tooth could be added to the dentist’s collection and give him 5 seconds longer in the crystal dome (aka the dental domee) at the end of the day. He had to give me a lot of anesthetic due to being infected. Maybe zombie flies got in and done it? I don’t know. He took the offending tooth out and tidied up. As i left i noticed i sounded like 50 cent explaining he got shot 9 times. I thought it would be a good time to be 50 cent so i continued to repeat the words “I got shot 9 times, Plow, Plow, Plow”. I also said i could start rapping about my car crash and my mouth being wired up and do a song called “Through the wire”. But the 50 cent times stuck.

After about half an hour in boots getting medicine, It was time to go home and work on this sleep i’d missed out on. Also i felt bad for Aphre as i was the one who caused her lack of sleep. She was woken up at 5am and only got a few hours sleep. Anyway the day ended with watching stuff on challenge TV, eating pizza and icecream, and I put an old DVD that i taped of Frost and Pegs perfect night in. We slept for about 12 hours. She helped me out lots that day in many ways, She deserves lots of hugs and stuff. 

Friday and I’m still hurty in the mouth. Woke about 12. I wonder if my dentist got enough teeth to get a good time in the dental Dome. Maybe Richard O’Brian has figured how to learn love me do on his harmonica . Went back to Aphre’s and just watched Adventure time. More pain killers are needed.

I’m off to ebay to see if there is something cool to fill my tooth gap with, If i did drugs i could hide them in it, but i was thinking more along the lines of something like an accessory that can be planted between empty teeth wholes like a little model of Badger from Bodger and Badger, or a smiley carebear head.